miametropolis:

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian…9th doctor they’ll kill you.

neo-soulless:

funnytwittertweets:

ndiecity:

ndiecity:

i wish i knew some trans guys with my deadname so i could dm them this picture

good lord. stay safe out there folks

bagofbonesmp3:

i think everyone should get external drives and usb drives to store files and everyone should learn how to pirate media and software and everyone should stop paying subscriptions to streaming sites and apps and everyone should gay kiss

2-beadyeyes:

i dont care about which one is your favorite

celine-deyonce:

teamvoltronreacts:

@lancekeef and anon wOw that’s kinda kinky…. I’m into it tho ;^)

~Mod Pidge

Team Voltron reacts to finding you drinking water out of the toilet bowl

Pidge:

Originally posted by bonnis

Wtf y/n I hope you know I hate you and this is the ugliest fucking thing I’ve ever seen even though I just saw Keith biting a raccoon the other day. I hope god pays me a favor and makes both of you pass away from terminal diseases.

Keith:

Originally posted by elfqueenvik

For the last time y/n I told you not to fucking contact me unless it is about rabies, I don’t need your fucking tapeworm propoganda in my life!!!!!!

Lance:

Originally posted by lahce

Lmao 😂🤣 wyd?

Hunk:

Originally posted by balmera

*pours a bottle of rat poison in the toilet* You keep doing you y/n :)

Shiro:

Originally posted by balmera

Get the fuck out of my bathroom I have to pee pee with my wee wee

Allura:

Originally posted by cryopcds

Oh my….. thank you for your confession of love y/n! I did not know humans shared this practice down on earth, do you also shit on each other’s heads as a gesture of gratitude?

Coran:

Originally posted by bipilots

You still fucking drink out of the toilet like a fucking dog y/n? Watch this! *pulls out a giant straw and starts chugging toilet water right out of the bowl*

beetledrink:

smallrat36wagon:

beetledrink:

smallrat36wagon:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

everyone shut the fuck up i found a stardew valley mod that makes the in game dog look like my real dog

this is the only thing that matters now

dovyou like it

Originally posted by theviewisverycrazy

y-yes ma’am

Originally posted by the36thbloggerofshaolin

splashes loudly in my pajama palace and you perceive it as a pool. i see my ubik has been working lovely on you. should keep those nast Geastalt off you til the u-men play their next sbow! clay wobble as she is forevereal stuck in a loop, a loop you perceive eith a heavy concious, conch shells twirled and the screen taunt, taunting past what we all know. past ahat we all know.

Originally posted by ng4w

past what we ever know really

coolxatu:

themyrmor:

moved–306389:

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Shut up those are not real words

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case

viole-n-t:

square-enix:

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

wokebaedannyelfman:

white-bread-boyfriend:

ive been thinking about making a t shirt for gab that says “BILL AND TED RESPECT WOMEN” in like shattered font bc that one time i said that when we were watching the movie bill and teds bogus journey

i dont know why i used the weird science font